The County of Baum County

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Jed 'Earl' Riley embarks on a stupendously redundant quest of honoring his family's legacy, a third generation front porch that his father built. These are the thoughts of a man and his encounters from hither to yonder county line within the fictionalized world of Baum County, Arkansas. Earl delivers a message of idiotic hope with all the pride, pomp and circumstance needed to fulfill his destiny.

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Ethel Chariott's Crepes

Jun 07 2023 13 mins

Earl is interviewed by the man from Kansas to be head coach of the football team at BCCC but they aren't in the process of hiring a coach.

Scientologism

May 24 2023 6 mins

Earl receives a pamphlet regarding the '13th Annual Brush & Crush Drive' at the local Scientology Center, which is a seven hour drive from his home in Arkansas, and decides to inquire with a phone call.

Beef Stroganoff

Apr 10 2023 9 mins

Earl on school lunches, "surviving" life, pouches of Antarctica and the winner of the 'Assholes of the Day' Award. These stories and more are the talk of Baum County. These are the Baum County Happenins'.

Best Of: Worst Romantic Novel Dialogue

Feb 04 2023 7 mins

Earl analyzes some of the worst lines in romantic novels and weighs in on potential litigation against a judge named Judy.

Surf Class in Baum County

Jan 13 2023 6 mins

Tony Thompson's ford needs a tow, the Nelson chicken has gone missing again, surf class in Baum County and more in the pilot episode of The County of Baum County.

Baum County Happenings

Jan 08 2023 1 mins

Hairless Yeti Sasquatch

Feb 02 2021 10 mins

Earl wants to retire early. His idea: use a power washer to capture a yeti sasquatch and then charge $19.50 for three seconds of viewing (no digital photography). Elsewhere, wouldn't it be great if there was a phone number like 911 that you could call when something awesome happened? Finally, sex in the 80s and having a show thrown at you like W did in Iraq.

A Starfire Is Born

Oct 28 2020 20 mins

Starfire takes control and becomes confused when she finds out Captain Crunch is not made by General Mills Cereal. That confusion continues as she finds out if Ariana Grande is a Republican and that schools in Florida have Principles instead of Mayors. A Starfire is born in this episode because, like, OMG and totally....yeah!

The Daily Double

Sep 28 2020 7 mins

Earl calls AT&T and speaks with one of the nicest SOBs as they work together to figure out where, oh where, the internet is in this bonus segment of Philomedy! Be sure to subscribe today to listen to the best prank calls, improv skits and commentary from some of the weirdest SOBs on the planet.

More Honey Badgers

Sep 20 2020 24 mins

Justin needs an agent to book him for the Super Bowl Halftime Show while Iran needs food to spill on his shirt prior to using a dry cleaner's services. Guinevere passionately works the phones as she tries to sell pies galore to get the honey badgers, parakeets and smiles down to Haiti in this episode!